Ever love nature so much that you bring it into your own home and add excessive amounts of glitter?
No? Well, it's about damn time you started.
Cheap and accessible, good ol' fashioned bedazzled tree droppings (pine cones) make the perfect autumn center piece or vase fillers. Don't get me wrong, buying a bag of pre-glittered cones at Michaels for $15.99 is supperrrrrr tempting, but you can just as easily stroll through a forest and get some yourself. You know what that costs? Free99.
Forewarning, you may get strange looks from local hikers while collecting these woodland gems... (they do not understand why you're in work clothes at six pm scouring the forest floor).
Ignore those Judge Judys. You're crafty as shit. And you've got a plan.